No this is not about games its about love

For the first time in this blog i am going to review something that isn't directly gaming related. I no for a fact that there are millions of the dating sites out there. Most of them are a heaven of sexual predators and freaks who just want to see if they can get some girl to flash him. Unfortunately this is the stark reality. BUT I HAVE GOOD NEWS! I ran across one of these sites that appears to be truly clean and fun. It is called Crush or Flush and it is desinged to help you MEET PEOPLE. Crush or Flush is a fun, safe, and easy way to meet people, chat, and stay in contact with friends using your cell phone or your computer. this i have found is the only drawback, if you dont have a cell phone you are at a loss for joining. But then again, if you dont haveacell phone you have greater things to worry about than meating people. The first things that you can do when you get registered (which is a breeze) is to upload your photo add some descriptions and then make some tags that describe who you are (ex. Nerd, Whore (or maybe you dont charge :] ) , Ninja). The only thing that i can tell you is to be creative. as you have done these things Crush or Flush gives you the opportunity to let the world know who you are looking for, wether it is a man or a woman or evan both. now you browse people by gender, age, location, and interest (tags). If you find someone you like ‘crush’ them. If not, ‘flush’ them. Don’t worry… they’ll never know you flushed them so no hard feelings. If you Crush someone and they Crush you back… that’s called a Mutual Crush. The coolest feature about this site is the fact that if this happens (Mutual Crush) then Crush or Flush will send both of you a text message allowing the two of you to communicate. his is an amazing and imaginative idea. Hopefully through Crush or Fluch everyone will be able to hook up with at least oe person they can chat with. Check it out at www.crushorflush.com

Being Sick Sucks

I am sick and it really sucks, I should be studying for Finals but in all likely hood it will not get to them because i like spending my time on the computer. but anyways, i got food poisoning for no apparent reason and felt like posting something on this as well as to let the world know that i have recently acquired the means to put music that i have written and photos that i have taken on the internet so if I ever spend a little bit more time on the computer you will be able to look forward to one or two new blogs.

WEPWPA

Well it is official I now have a Wireless card in my computer communicating with the modem on the other side of the house at 54 MBs. I even took the thing from a WEP encryption to a WPA encryption and I don't even know the password for it and that really bugs me but oh well. I have blazing fast internet thanks to the wonders of Dsl so that know i can official call myself at home in this new house of mine. Muaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Moving

Well it is official i a finally moving into my new house. This Wednesday is officially the first day that i get to sleep in my own room. Terribly exciting aspecially sense i am getting out of the granperents house, not to mention that I am also moving closee to someone i really care for.

A revelation on my, well maybe.

I have just realized with the help of a good friend that I havn't updated this in a long while... also if I dont update this soon, as in the next couple of hours, then they are going to disontinue publishing my blog.... so here I am giving some useless things as to why I am typing this post. Well any ways it has been very interesting beggining to school, I got to here how someone would compare tyhe bvill of rightrs to a toilet and a 64 mustang, (seperatly not together.) very interesting. Also I have a lot of really cool teaches they all play some sort of a sport or another and they all have a very good sense of humor. Then also I get to run a lot because of P.E. isnt that great. Well anyways, I have had a great time in Cali and I am now actually on my churches worship team. Actually as I type this I am waiting at a friends house before going to sing at the church for youth group. Well I have come, done what I needed to be accomplished and now I shall leave.

My Space

To all there who enjoy MYSPACE I have finally gotten with the flow of the rest of the world and gotten an account, to visit it click the link below.

Roemisch Rules.

California Here I Come!

Wel it is official. I am leaving for California June 1st. It is going to be so much fun. And do you what th best part is? Aside from the family, beaches,



sun, glorious temperatures, wonderful food,



a haircut(I'll explain later), really big rollercoasters,



and good old fun times... Aside from those I'll be using a computer with DSL!!! Ahh with the glorious fast speed, no downtime, Wow is the page loaded already, kinda perks that come with it I will be able to regularaly update this site quickly and effeciently. I plan on posting every single last bloody picture that i take on my vacation even if it is a picture of my feet tht I accidentally took while runnig. They will all be there. I am counting down the days and every day closer I get more anctious to get on that plane and soar over the world to my beloved home state California.(Just a side note for those people who keep up with sports... Its a little late.. BUT UCLA SHOULD HAVE WON! UCLA RULES!!!) ahhem, uh sorry about that didn't mean to scream, well actually I did, but thats beside the point. Onto something more wonderful and glorious and beautiful, and clean(sometimes, and big, and crowded, and fresh...CALIFORNIA. If anyone out there has never been to California this is all I have to say to you.. Stop paying for your houise, your utilities, your car(s) until you have enough money to buy a ticket out to wonderful California. Shoot it doesnt have to be a round trip, just getting there is enough(and once you are there you will forget about the house, car, and utilities you "forgot" to pay for). Visit Disnyland, California Adventures, Sixflags California, Solveign, Hollywood, the Redwoods, Monteray Bay, and all those wonderful places inbetween and you will never want to come back to Kentucky(and if you bought a one way ticket you dreams have come true... You cant go back! If there is one thing that I have to say that all people need to do once in there lifetime is to go to Six Flags California and Ride Superman: The Escape. It is one of the biggest, funnest, most intimidating, cool ride that I have ever been on. X comes second but thats another story. Heres how intinidating Superman Really is....



Impressive isnt it.. Just imagine the veiw from the top.. Its Breath taking. Well thats all folks its nearly 10:00 P.M. and I have finals tomorrow so i need to actually get some reat.... Which ifyou noticed the times on all my previous posts... I dont get much of.

Signing off,
Roemisch.

Mommy I Wrecked My Porsche #3

What not to do. Both the Mclaren F1 and the dance.



If you own a Vauxhaul, Heres a hint.. DONT PLAY BUMBER CARS WITH IT!

Take One Super Car, Add A Rocket Launcher, And Throw In A Dash Of Chickens.

In case you are wondering, yes, I did type the title correctly, chickens are a part of the game, but are not really part of the main game.(We'll get to the chickens later.) In the main game there is a terrorist organization that is trying to take over the world(There always is isn’t there?). Their plot is to steal all the electricity of the world by satellite, a feat that I may add is completely impossible, but hey, its game. You, The spy-hunter, are a freelance agent with a car/boat/motorbike/jetski thing, Loaded with guided and unguided missiles, flamethrowers, oil-slicks, spike-strips and other very fun and destructive weapons. All though you never actually see yourself you find yourself thinking that you look like James bond.




Overall the game has a very good mission system., You unlock new levels by completing objectives and sub-objectives, not limited to keeping civilian casualties low(which means you cant just drive around blowing up everything that moves. The Handling on both land and in water are very fine and the controller shows no lag in telling the game what you are trying to do. If you sitting there going , "Where are the chickens?, where are the chickens? I want to know about the chickens.", I will tell you but first here is a link to Psychologists website. Consider putting your self in evaluation.
Kasamba Counselors



The chickens are part of a two player game called...wait for it.. You’ll never guess... Hold On... CHICKEN HUNTER. Wow! Who would've guessed? You Are in a head to head race with your opponent to blast, smash, burn, and destroy more chickens then your partner can before the end the race. It is extremely entertaining and is very funny to here a whole bunch of chickens scream as you het them with machine guns and missiles. This is a very fun game and I have to say that you need to go out and get it. If you dont think its that great... Do it for the chickens.

Mommy, I Wrecked My Porsche #2

This poor gut tried to make his cobra climb a tree backwards.



Well, it apears that he wasnt to sucsessful.

Mommy, I Wrecked My Porsche #1

I have found another hobby aside from games... Dwelling in the misory of others who have wrecked there ultra exotic cars and there aftermath that follows. I have signed up for a weekly photo so I will try and update this frequently.

NOW TO BEGIN

This poor sap below had just bough this Lamborghini Mercielago 6 days earlier when he flipped it three times at 150 miles an hour!(He suvived.)


Even more amazing then that crash was this one.....

The man who was driving this car is one of the stupidist and luckiest men alive on the face of the earth. He had just gottin his insurance literally hours earlier and he and a freind where racing their Porches. Needless to say this man crashed. What is not obvious is that this man was thrown out off his car through the windshield (He wasnt wearing a seat belt TiSK TiSK) and landed in a lake that is just off of the image. How he survived the impact with only a broken shoulder is still a mystery to me.

The Worst Game EVER!!!!

Wow I cant Believe It, I was over at a freinds house and he asked if I wanted to play this new game he jnust got. I asked what the name was, He replied, "Drake of the 99 Dragons". I quickly chimed "Hey that sounds cool, sure lets play."

Lets just say this, There was once aman that said, "If there was no bad in the world then all that is good now would become horrible." Well i am glad to announce that Drake of the 99 dragons is so bad that it makes Tic-Tac-Toe look as good as Halo 2. First off the 99 dragons are a very very very large group off assassins. That being said, in the fist few moments of the game the ENTIRE group is wiped off the face off the earth(including you) and their precious artifact is stolen (in a way that I still havnt figured out). So tell me this when was the last time that you ever heard of a clan of expert ninjas (or whetever they are) Being Destroyed the first thing in a game. That was a hint to me that this was going to be a long gaming session.

After that wonderful start you charecter, Drake gets brought back to life by some rgeater power and your mission is to get back the artifact. To do this you have to fight your way through shoddy graphics adn confusing camera movements as illistrated below.




There are few reasons to play this game, One of the main points of the game is, you walk into a room get jumped shot fifty times see no descernable effects of the bullets and countinue to mindlessly kill anything that so much as breathes... Including a cat in one level. Over all I would be more worried about this game throughing me into a fit of violent rage then I would Grand theft Auto. The reasin behind this is because I cannot stand the horrible controls and the "I’d rather watch paint dry than be succumbed to this flaming turd" kind of a mission structure.

Personnally I think that bying this game was the worst desicion that my freind could have made. He would have been better buying a new britany spears Cd, then at least even though the content is filth he would have a pretty woman to look at.

My Poor Old Capgun :(

You know what one of the worst parts about the gaming industry? Its the insanley arrogant disregard for all those out there that dont have nuclear weapons able to crunch numbers at the speed of light, like this one...





Others like me, have wimpy little Capguns barely able to ding the surface of a good game, like this one...





It just kinda infuriates me that game producers think the are so great that they have made the most powerful game ever, even though no one can play it. One day I wish that I will be able to see a poster that says...

Ah that'll be the day.. When the CEO of SquareSoft or Abandon Games Gets up one day and thinks..."There are actually people out ther that have computers to old to mention...They cant buy my game.. I cant make money...I need to fix that!" Now they may be thinking a little self centered, but hey it benifits us who are stuck in the dark ages of windows 98 (which is what i had until i squeexed XP on my hard-drive.) or even worse windows 95 (THE HORROR). Maybe someday that will happen, but until it does, Me and my pathetic excuse for a capgun computer will continue playing games like Roller Coaster Tycoon (the 1st one), Realms of Arkania (a Game on floppy disks), and Myst 1 (basically a slideshow with very few animations). Ohh Well, until I get my lazy butt up and get a job the only thing I can do about it is complain. So you know what? Thats what Ill do... Complain.

The Flaming Sheep!

Blood, Gore and OHH MY...Nudity!

Have you people out there seen the insane violence that is the game called God Of War!?! It is insane I personally have never seen so much violence crammed into one game! Now I like to see a guy get fragged once in a while but watching as my character rips out the eye of a cyclops and procedes to shove it down the throat of the cyclops.. well thats just to much.

One question that I have is how in the world did God Of War only get a mature rating!?! If, and I qoute, Blood, Gore, Extreme Violence, Sexual Themes and Extreme Language doesn't earn a game an Adults Only rating then I dont no what will! What do they think qualifies as adult only!!! A game centered on only sex, drugs, and totally sensless murdering might do it.. but come to think about it.. THATS NOT FAR FROM GOD OF WAR!!!

But thats just what I think and theres not much that I or anyone else can do about it. All we can do is sit back and let the socially corrupted government blow up our lives right before our eyes while they claim to the world that they are trying to protect the youth of this nation.. Yeah Right! Ohh well. I am not really sure what got me started on this rampage but I think it is that I have way to much time on my hands.

Thats all;
Roemisch.

The Wizard

Survey Update #3

Well once again I am back to update my survey...(come to think of it that seems to be all that I do on this website... I'll change that later) anyways I have created another way for all of you out there to let me know what your favorite game is, favorite console is, etc. I have used a free form maker to create a survey and post it on the web. So please come on over and fill it out. Visit Smiles to take the survey.


Update: Dont even bother going here because i have convenenlty forotten my password to look at the results so even if you do go there, there will be no purpose because i will never see what you said....... Just Leave a comment.

The Answers To Everything

To all of you out there that would like to get answers from the mind of the deeply philisophical Man behind the creation of this wonderful website, I am currently in the process of creating a blog that will give you the answers to any questions that are left in the comments section Of My Website.

So please ask any question, Doesnt matter wether its about games, or if you just want to know why I answered "Raining Innoscence" to a question in my profile, go ahead I dont care. I shall be putting the first post up soon, so if you want to visit it go ahead and waltz on over to Gamescubed-Answers.

Survey Update #2

The Second Update is in and The Results are:

1. Halo 2
2. Zelda
3. Socom
4. Final Fantasy 7
5. Mario Cart
6. Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
7. Unreal Tournament 2004
8. Kingdom Hearts
9. The Punisher
10. Areana Football

Please continue to let me know what you think is the greatest game ever. Also Please tell all the people you know about my site. Visitors are welcome!

Ps. Ben Scalf if you read this.... I resent the comments on my charisma. That aside, I thought that I should let you know that at least three people have visited your site because of me all though I dont know it they left any comments.

Fellow Gamer

To all those gamers out there There are other sites other than mine.

I sugest you go to YourPlayground.

The author of this great site has been in the blogging world for a while longer than I have and is also a fellow gamer. His site inclides slightly more in depth Posts of games like KH2, The FF games and other topics like new platforms and delays. I enjoy his bright red letters popping of his page. He also writes like a teenager... Fast and Furious.

Survey Update #1

The Results of the Lincoln County game survey are in...
In first the greatest game ever is...

1. Halo 2

Following closely in second...

2. Unreal Tournament 2004

And close behind that is...

3.Final Fantasy 7

The rest include:

4. Areana Football

5. Kingdom Hearts

6. The Punisher

7. Myst III: Exile

8. Ms. Pac-Man

9. Lego Star Wars

And last but not least...

10. Super Breakout

Let me know that you fellow gamers are still out there... Vote! You think that a games is better then these listed? Than tell me!

Survey

I will be conducting a survey of Lincoln county. But if you want to voice your opinion then go ahead. The Question is:

What is the Greastest video game ever created?

I will post the results regulary.
P.S. The game can be on any Platform, Pc or Game system.

Getting Started

For all of those that are sitting there reading this blog I should warn you... This is the first try at a publicly posted blog. When this blog is running I will inform you of all the happenings and possible releases of video games and platforms.