Mommy, I Wrecked My Porsche #1

I have found another hobby aside from games... Dwelling in the misory of others who have wrecked there ultra exotic cars and there aftermath that follows. I have signed up for a weekly photo so I will try and update this frequently.

NOW TO BEGIN

This poor sap below had just bough this Lamborghini Mercielago 6 days earlier when he flipped it three times at 150 miles an hour!(He suvived.)


Even more amazing then that crash was this one.....

The man who was driving this car is one of the stupidist and luckiest men alive on the face of the earth. He had just gottin his insurance literally hours earlier and he and a freind where racing their Porches. Needless to say this man crashed. What is not obvious is that this man was thrown out off his car through the windshield (He wasnt wearing a seat belt TiSK TiSK) and landed in a lake that is just off of the image. How he survived the impact with only a broken shoulder is still a mystery to me.

The Worst Game EVER!!!!

Wow I cant Believe It, I was over at a freinds house and he asked if I wanted to play this new game he jnust got. I asked what the name was, He replied, "Drake of the 99 Dragons". I quickly chimed "Hey that sounds cool, sure lets play."

Lets just say this, There was once aman that said, "If there was no bad in the world then all that is good now would become horrible." Well i am glad to announce that Drake of the 99 dragons is so bad that it makes Tic-Tac-Toe look as good as Halo 2. First off the 99 dragons are a very very very large group off assassins. That being said, in the fist few moments of the game the ENTIRE group is wiped off the face off the earth(including you) and their precious artifact is stolen (in a way that I still havnt figured out). So tell me this when was the last time that you ever heard of a clan of expert ninjas (or whetever they are) Being Destroyed the first thing in a game. That was a hint to me that this was going to be a long gaming session.

After that wonderful start you charecter, Drake gets brought back to life by some rgeater power and your mission is to get back the artifact. To do this you have to fight your way through shoddy graphics adn confusing camera movements as illistrated below.




There are few reasons to play this game, One of the main points of the game is, you walk into a room get jumped shot fifty times see no descernable effects of the bullets and countinue to mindlessly kill anything that so much as breathes... Including a cat in one level. Over all I would be more worried about this game throughing me into a fit of violent rage then I would Grand theft Auto. The reasin behind this is because I cannot stand the horrible controls and the "I’d rather watch paint dry than be succumbed to this flaming turd" kind of a mission structure.

Personnally I think that bying this game was the worst desicion that my freind could have made. He would have been better buying a new britany spears Cd, then at least even though the content is filth he would have a pretty woman to look at.

My Poor Old Capgun :(

You know what one of the worst parts about the gaming industry? Its the insanley arrogant disregard for all those out there that dont have nuclear weapons able to crunch numbers at the speed of light, like this one...





Others like me, have wimpy little Capguns barely able to ding the surface of a good game, like this one...





It just kinda infuriates me that game producers think the are so great that they have made the most powerful game ever, even though no one can play it. One day I wish that I will be able to see a poster that says...

Ah that'll be the day.. When the CEO of SquareSoft or Abandon Games Gets up one day and thinks..."There are actually people out ther that have computers to old to mention...They cant buy my game.. I cant make money...I need to fix that!" Now they may be thinking a little self centered, but hey it benifits us who are stuck in the dark ages of windows 98 (which is what i had until i squeexed XP on my hard-drive.) or even worse windows 95 (THE HORROR). Maybe someday that will happen, but until it does, Me and my pathetic excuse for a capgun computer will continue playing games like Roller Coaster Tycoon (the 1st one), Realms of Arkania (a Game on floppy disks), and Myst 1 (basically a slideshow with very few animations). Ohh Well, until I get my lazy butt up and get a job the only thing I can do about it is complain. So you know what? Thats what Ill do... Complain.

The Flaming Sheep!

Blood, Gore and OHH MY...Nudity!

Have you people out there seen the insane violence that is the game called God Of War!?! It is insane I personally have never seen so much violence crammed into one game! Now I like to see a guy get fragged once in a while but watching as my character rips out the eye of a cyclops and procedes to shove it down the throat of the cyclops.. well thats just to much.

One question that I have is how in the world did God Of War only get a mature rating!?! If, and I qoute, Blood, Gore, Extreme Violence, Sexual Themes and Extreme Language doesn't earn a game an Adults Only rating then I dont no what will! What do they think qualifies as adult only!!! A game centered on only sex, drugs, and totally sensless murdering might do it.. but come to think about it.. THATS NOT FAR FROM GOD OF WAR!!!

But thats just what I think and theres not much that I or anyone else can do about it. All we can do is sit back and let the socially corrupted government blow up our lives right before our eyes while they claim to the world that they are trying to protect the youth of this nation.. Yeah Right! Ohh well. I am not really sure what got me started on this rampage but I think it is that I have way to much time on my hands.

Thats all;
Roemisch.

The Wizard

Survey Update #3

Well once again I am back to update my survey...(come to think of it that seems to be all that I do on this website... I'll change that later) anyways I have created another way for all of you out there to let me know what your favorite game is, favorite console is, etc. I have used a free form maker to create a survey and post it on the web. So please come on over and fill it out. Visit Smiles to take the survey.


Update: Dont even bother going here because i have convenenlty forotten my password to look at the results so even if you do go there, there will be no purpose because i will never see what you said....... Just Leave a comment.