Lets just say this, There was once aman that said, "If there was no bad in the world then all that is good now would become horrible." Well i am glad to announce that Drake of the 99 dragons is so bad that it makes Tic-Tac-Toe look as good as Halo 2. First off the 99 dragons are a very very very large group off assassins. That being said, in the fist few moments of the game the ENTIRE group is wiped off the face off the earth(including you) and their precious artifact is stolen (in a way that I still havnt figured out). So tell me this when was the last time that you ever heard of a clan of expert ninjas (or whetever they are) Being Destroyed the first thing in a game. That was a hint to me that this was going to be a long gaming session.
After that wonderful start you charecter, Drake gets brought back to life by some rgeater power and your mission is to get back the artifact. To do this you have to fight your way through shoddy graphics adn confusing camera movements as illistrated below.
There are few reasons to play this game, One of the main points of the game is, you walk into a room get jumped shot fifty times see no descernable effects of the bullets and countinue to mindlessly kill anything that so much as breathes... Including a cat in one level. Over all I would be more worried about this game throughing me into a fit of violent rage then I would Grand theft Auto. The reasin behind this is because I cannot stand the horrible controls and the "I’d rather watch paint dry than be succumbed to this flaming turd" kind of a mission structure.
Personnally I think that bying this game was the worst desicion that my freind could have made. He would have been better buying a new britany spears Cd, then at least even though the content is filth he would have a pretty woman to look at.
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