California Here I Come!

Wel it is official. I am leaving for California June 1st. It is going to be so much fun. And do you what th best part is? Aside from the family, beaches,



sun, glorious temperatures, wonderful food,



a haircut(I'll explain later), really big rollercoasters,



and good old fun times... Aside from those I'll be using a computer with DSL!!! Ahh with the glorious fast speed, no downtime, Wow is the page loaded already, kinda perks that come with it I will be able to regularaly update this site quickly and effeciently. I plan on posting every single last bloody picture that i take on my vacation even if it is a picture of my feet tht I accidentally took while runnig. They will all be there. I am counting down the days and every day closer I get more anctious to get on that plane and soar over the world to my beloved home state California.(Just a side note for those people who keep up with sports... Its a little late.. BUT UCLA SHOULD HAVE WON! UCLA RULES!!!) ahhem, uh sorry about that didn't mean to scream, well actually I did, but thats beside the point. Onto something more wonderful and glorious and beautiful, and clean(sometimes, and big, and crowded, and fresh...CALIFORNIA. If anyone out there has never been to California this is all I have to say to you.. Stop paying for your houise, your utilities, your car(s) until you have enough money to buy a ticket out to wonderful California. Shoot it doesnt have to be a round trip, just getting there is enough(and once you are there you will forget about the house, car, and utilities you "forgot" to pay for). Visit Disnyland, California Adventures, Sixflags California, Solveign, Hollywood, the Redwoods, Monteray Bay, and all those wonderful places inbetween and you will never want to come back to Kentucky(and if you bought a one way ticket you dreams have come true... You cant go back! If there is one thing that I have to say that all people need to do once in there lifetime is to go to Six Flags California and Ride Superman: The Escape. It is one of the biggest, funnest, most intimidating, cool ride that I have ever been on. X comes second but thats another story. Heres how intinidating Superman Really is....



Impressive isnt it.. Just imagine the veiw from the top.. Its Breath taking. Well thats all folks its nearly 10:00 P.M. and I have finals tomorrow so i need to actually get some reat.... Which ifyou noticed the times on all my previous posts... I dont get much of.

Signing off,
Roemisch.

Mommy I Wrecked My Porsche #3

What not to do. Both the Mclaren F1 and the dance.



If you own a Vauxhaul, Heres a hint.. DONT PLAY BUMBER CARS WITH IT!

Take One Super Car, Add A Rocket Launcher, And Throw In A Dash Of Chickens.

In case you are wondering, yes, I did type the title correctly, chickens are a part of the game, but are not really part of the main game.(We'll get to the chickens later.) In the main game there is a terrorist organization that is trying to take over the world(There always is isn’t there?). Their plot is to steal all the electricity of the world by satellite, a feat that I may add is completely impossible, but hey, its game. You, The spy-hunter, are a freelance agent with a car/boat/motorbike/jetski thing, Loaded with guided and unguided missiles, flamethrowers, oil-slicks, spike-strips and other very fun and destructive weapons. All though you never actually see yourself you find yourself thinking that you look like James bond.




Overall the game has a very good mission system., You unlock new levels by completing objectives and sub-objectives, not limited to keeping civilian casualties low(which means you cant just drive around blowing up everything that moves. The Handling on both land and in water are very fine and the controller shows no lag in telling the game what you are trying to do. If you sitting there going , "Where are the chickens?, where are the chickens? I want to know about the chickens.", I will tell you but first here is a link to Psychologists website. Consider putting your self in evaluation.
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The chickens are part of a two player game called...wait for it.. You’ll never guess... Hold On... CHICKEN HUNTER. Wow! Who would've guessed? You Are in a head to head race with your opponent to blast, smash, burn, and destroy more chickens then your partner can before the end the race. It is extremely entertaining and is very funny to here a whole bunch of chickens scream as you het them with machine guns and missiles. This is a very fun game and I have to say that you need to go out and get it. If you dont think its that great... Do it for the chickens.

Mommy, I Wrecked My Porsche #2

This poor gut tried to make his cobra climb a tree backwards.



Well, it apears that he wasnt to sucsessful.